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Sunday, August 3, 2008

How to Charm Thy Mother

1. Flip through the current issue of People magazine. Stop on a page with a makeup advertisement featuring a young woman with flawless skin and amazing hair. She is of course fantastically beautiful. Point to the picture of the woman and look at your mama. Wait until she looks and then ask "Mama?"

2. Pull a book out of the stack in the living room. Wriggle your way onto your mama's lap and thrust the book into her hands. Politely demand "More!". After she reads you the book, demand "Again!". Repeat 32948239478269 times.

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