Free Cat

Free cat to any home:

-Runs away when you want to hold him/pet him/give him treats
-Brushes up against you/sits on your lap only when you are wearing black, dry clean only pants (he has orange fur)
-Eats plants, spreads dirt& dead plant pieces around the house.
-Vomits plant pieces/food when he is in a hurry to eat (several times a week)
-Purrs only when eating
-Ignores everyone around him unless you are allergic to cats. Then he is cuddly and totally annoying.
-Stands by the baby's room and yowls at 5:30am. Wakes the baby and then runs away. As soon as the baby is asleep, repeat.
-Hides when the doorbell rings
-Eats insulation
-Rips plastic off plastic covered insulation walls in order to eat insulation
-Tips over all containers full of potentially staining liquid
-Follows small household pests around (spiders, flies, etc) but does not kill them
-Yowls at 6am if he hasn't been fed.
-Likes to chew on electrical cords
-Fights with other cat when she is laying in his favorite sleeping spot


Do we have any takers? I guess it doesn't matter because I wouldn't and won't give him away anyway. He will always be my first baby boy! However, this mornings antics did have me seriously contemplating alternate living arrangements for him...